Class A style R.V. driver

Starting pay $250 a month, (this will increase after ticket sales and tips) I plan to adopt and train 4 kittens to do circus tricks.

Benefits include:

• Free food
• Free cable
• Free wi-fi
• Free electricity
• Free lodging
• Free plumbing
• Free garbage
• Free gas
• And some free hygiene products: (Shampoo can be shared, but toothbrushes shouldn't be, so germs are not spread)